(1) A notice board in BJP conference room: "Please keep mobiles in MANMOHAN SINGH mode".
(2) IN SUNDAY TIMES, 2040 ...
Kasab dies in jail at 70 due to high cholesterol (too much biryani).
The PM (read Rahul) said opposition comments on the expenditure on Kasab are unwarranted. Government has spent only Rs 1850,00,00,000 so far. Opposition says ministers' expenses to visit Kasab (to check his well-being) not included.
Farmers' suicides reach 50,000, due to hunger (what an irony). Farmer family complains no minister visited them.
Kasab family thanks Indian government as Kasab never had biryani in his younger days in Pakistan.
Pawar's family owns half the world and also controls the Russian and Japanese mafia.
Golmaal 27 released. Tushar Kapoor still can't speak or act.
A. Raja's grandson arrested for G-16 scam.
Girl in Delhi walks 25 feet safely, without getting raped.
Lakshwadeep 'Cats' to join as the 63rd team in IPL.
No politicians in Cricket board, because the board is bankrupt.
Pawar's grandson, who had become a Malayalee in 2011, resigns from the Trustee post of Padmanabha Swamy temple, says there is nothing more to loot.
Teacher: "Where is the CAPITAL of India?" Student: "In Switzerland".
Many American and Western university girls are wooing Indian politicians' sons. Stanford and Harvard say that is the best job they can get.
Kasab letter, written to Osama bin Laden in 2010, found ... "You should have hidden in India. This is the safest place to hide. They never hang us, give us best protection, and feed us nice biryani, unlike in Pakistan".
Digvijay Singh's grandson says, "The hand in the Congress flag is also RSS hand".
Censor Board reconstituted to 3,467 members. All members of Lok Sabha and Rajya Sabha, 200 politicians, 5 from OBC, 5 from OC, 5 each from Shia and Sunni, 5 from Christians, 5 from Police, 5 each from the 200 new acts that government introduced whenever they didn't want to take action, 5 from Adivasis, etc. BJP protests saying, 'minority Hindus have no say in Censor Board'.
Digvijay Singh says Rajiv Baba (son of Rahul Gandhi), who is 18, ready to become next Prime Minister. Constitution amended. Now foreigners can become PM.
Because of so many acts and no law, one lawyer is allowed to take only one case during his life time. Each case will be attended by one judge only. If the judge dies during the 40 years of the case, his son will automatically become a judge and will continue the case. This is because of the new Act Chidambaram had brought in saying, no case can be concluded before 50 years.
Hindu Minority Commission formed. The Muslim Law Board and Christian Missionary registers strong protest on this. They say that this is communalism.
'Manmohan Singh award for the dumb' declared.
Politicians exempted from Income Tax. Finance Minister says it is difficult to assess because most of the income is in cash.
PM says scams which are 7 years old should not come under the Indian law. He said this when the Telgi stamp paper scam and Hassanali hawala case came up for hearing. He also added that we should learn from the TV channels. They never talk about old scams, always bring new ones.
Fortune 500: All the 500 richest men in the world are from India. Also India's BPL (below poverty line) gone upto 90%. All money is with politicians only.
Pawar, Karunanidhi family, Jagan Yesu Samuel (son of Yesu Samuel Rajasekhar Reddy, former CM of Andhra) biggest lenders to America..
