Application for Lok sabha Elections


Here is a hilarious spoof on our political scenario.
I am sure you will enjoy it.

    Application Form for "Lok Sabha Election"
      1.  Name of Candidate:_____________________

    2.     Present Address:
    (i.)Name of Jail:_____________________
    (ii.)Cell Number:_____________________
     
    3. Political Party:_____________________
    *List ONLY the last 5 parties in Chronological (Order)
     

    4.Sex: [ ]
    A- Male
    B- Female
    C- Mayawati
    D- Uma Bharathi
     
    5. Nationality: [ ]
    A- Italian
    B- Indian
     
    6. Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)
    A- Defected
    B- Expelled
    C- Bought out
    D- None of above
    E- All of above
     
    7. Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)
    A- To make money
    B- To escape court trial
    C- To grossly misuse power
    D- To serve the public
    E- I have no clue
    (If you choose "D, attach Certificate of Sanity from a
    Recognized Government Psychiatrist)
     
    8. No of years of public service experience do you possess?
    A- 1-2 yrs
    B- 2-6yrs
    C- 6-15yrs
    D- 15+yrs
     
    9. List the criminal cases pending against you (Use as many
    Additional Sheets as you want)
     
    10. How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ]
    (Don’t confuse with question 8)
    A- 1-2 years
    B- 2-6 years
    C- 6-15 years
    D- 15+years
     
    11. Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ]
    A- Why not
    B- Of course
    C- Definitely
    D- I deny it all
    E- I see a foreign hand.
     
    12. What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ]
    A- 100-500 Crore
    B- 500-1000 Crore
    C- Overflow...
    (Convert all your $ earning from hawala etc to Rupees)
     
    13. Do you have any developmental plans for India in mind? [ ]
    A- No
    B- No
    C- No
    D- No
     
    14. Describe your achievements in space provided:
    [_________]
     
    15 Any experience of tampering with EVM or booth   capturing - give details.

    Issued in public interest by Fun Commission of India


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