Mandatory classes for guys n gals... :-)
CLASSES FOR WOMEN...
Training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants
each.
Topic 1. Silence, the Final Frontier:
Where No Woman Has Gone Before
Topic 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking:
Making Deposits
Topic 3. Parties:
Going Without New Outfits
Topic 4. Bathroom Etiquette:
Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
Topic 5. Communication Skills I:
Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
Topic 6. Communication Skills II:
Getting What you Want Without Nagging
Topic 7. Driving a Car Safely:
A Skill You CAN Acquire
Topic 8. Telephone Skills:
How to Hang Up
Topic 9. Advanced Parking:
Backing Into a Space
Topic 10. Cooking III:
How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
Topic 11. Classic Footwear:
Wearing Shoes You Already Have
Topic 12. Oil and Petrol:
Your Car Needs Both
NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
Evening classes for men. Starting this month!
Topic 1. How to fill ice-cube trays.
Step by step with slide presentation.
Topic 2. Toilet paper rolls: do they grow on the holders?
Round-table discussion.
Topic 3. Differences between the laundry basket and the floor.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.
Topic 4. The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink?
Examples on video.
Topic 5. Loss of identity: losing control of the TV remote...
Helpline and support groups.
Topic 6. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while
screaming.
Open forum.
Topic 7. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.
Graphics and audio tape.
Topic 8. Real men ask for directions when lost.
Real-life testimonials.
Topic 9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks?
Driving simulation.
Topic 10. Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.
Online class and role playing.
Topic 11. How to be the ideal shopping companion.
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
Topic 12. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're
going to be late.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued. Register now! Contact your the nearest Society of Typical Men and
Women(STM&W)
CLASSES FOR WOMEN...
Training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants
each.
Topic 1. Silence, the Final Frontier:
Where No Woman Has Gone Before
Topic 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking:
Making Deposits
Topic 3. Parties:
Going Without New Outfits
Topic 4. Bathroom Etiquette:
Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
Topic 5. Communication Skills I:
Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
Topic 6. Communication Skills II:
Getting What you Want Without Nagging
Topic 7. Driving a Car Safely:
A Skill You CAN Acquire
Topic 8. Telephone Skills:
How to Hang Up
Topic 9. Advanced Parking:
Backing Into a Space
Topic 10. Cooking III:
How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
Topic 11. Classic Footwear:
Wearing Shoes You Already Have
Topic 12. Oil and Petrol:
Your Car Needs Both
NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
Evening classes for men. Starting this month!
Topic 1. How to fill ice-cube trays.
Step by step with slide presentation.
Topic 2. Toilet paper rolls: do they grow on the holders?
Round-table discussion.
Topic 3. Differences between the laundry basket and the floor.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.
Topic 4. The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink?
Examples on video.
Topic 5. Loss of identity: losing control of the TV remote...
Helpline and support groups.
Topic 6. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while
screaming.
Open forum.
Topic 7. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.
Graphics and audio tape.
Topic 8. Real men ask for directions when lost.
Real-life testimonials.
Topic 9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks?
Driving simulation.
Topic 10. Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.
Online class and role playing.
Topic 11. How to be the ideal shopping companion.
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
Topic 12. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're
going to be late.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued. Register now! Contact your the nearest Society of Typical Men and
Women(STM&W)
