A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man
were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.
Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced
that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter
of minutes. "There are only enough parachutes for four of the five of us,"
he announced.
And "Since I'm the pilot, I get one!" After saying this, the pilot
grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.
"I'm the world's greatest athlete," proclaimed Michael Jordon. "This world needs
great athletes, so I must live." Michael Jordon then grabbed a parachute and leaped
out of the plane.
"I'm the smartest man in the world," bragged Bill Gates. "The world needs smart men,
so I must also live!" Bill Gates grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.
At this point, the Pope began to speak. "I have lived a long life compared to you,
and you may take the last parachute. I will go down with the plane."
"Don't worry, You have NOT to stay here! The world's smartest man jumped out of the plane
with my backpack."
were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.
Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced
that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter
of minutes. "There are only enough parachutes for four of the five of us,"
he announced.
And "Since I'm the pilot, I get one!" After saying this, the pilot
grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.
"I'm the world's greatest athlete," proclaimed Michael Jordon. "This world needs
great athletes, so I must live." Michael Jordon then grabbed a parachute and leaped
out of the plane.
"I'm the smartest man in the world," bragged Bill Gates. "The world needs smart men,
so I must also live!" Bill Gates grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.
At this point, the Pope began to speak. "I have lived a long life compared to you,
and you may take the last parachute. I will go down with the plane."
"Don't worry, You have NOT to stay here! The world's smartest man jumped out of the plane
with my backpack."
