Germans Know What's Up
Shiver Me Texts, Matey!
Going to Be Hungover Tomorrow
A Literal Translation
Always Be an Opportunist
A Public "Who Loo" Has Popped Up
in a Bike Path, in Bristol, England
The Many Stages of Battery Grief
End Office Disputes Once and for All
Yes, He Payed His Fare in Credits and
Illicit Chinese Microchips
Forget Fines, You're Going to End Up on YouTube!
Where's Your Permission Slip, Mr?
You Never Know Until You Ask...
The Ultimate Ripped Jeans
Simple Wisdom
Some Cops Understand What It's Like to Be Blackout Drunk
Not to Mention Number One
A Wordy Warning for the Lawsuit-Happy
The Parking Sign at a California School
is Determined to Reach the Heavens
Not All Kids Hate the Dentist
Someone Out There Has This Star Wars Theater Room,
and We Are Very Jealous
When You Need a Beer, but Are too Drunk
to Go Get It
Kids Really Help You Keep the Romance Alive...
Next Time, Just Say You're Closed...
Be Honest, You Want Them to Crash
Wonder Where Kids Get These Ideas
What Do They Wear in the Fall?
The Office Sandwich Thief: An Epistolary Saga
She Sure's Got a Sweet Boyfriend
The Only Answer is More Ladders
Welcome to College
Ordinary Frames Just Won't Cut It
It's Curly?
Every Damn Time
Then I Wake Up, Go to Work, and Repeat
Another Use For That Baby Carrier
Never Trust a Chipotle Fart
Grammar Cop is Better Than Good Cop,
and He's Laying Down the Law
Stop With the Nagging!
They Grow Up So Fast
He Knew They Would Come in Handy
We've Totally Got You!
Protect Yourself in the Kitchen!
Back to School: Your Parents Love It
This is the Perfect Place to Practice Your Stances
