What is "GENERATION GAP"?
Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save Rs.20/-
Son spends Rs.200/- to save 20 Minutes.
(Surprisingly both are correct...!!!)
If electricity goes in America, they call the power house.
In Japan, they test the fuse,
But In India, they check neighbor's house, "sabki gayi hai naa, phir thik hai!"
A man goes to library and asks for a book on Suicide..........
Librarian looks at him n says: "Bhai wapas kaun dene aayega???"
GRANDFATHER TO GRANDSON:
Go hide! Your teacher is coming as you bunked school today!
GRANDSON: YOU go hide.. I told her YOU PASSED AWAY!!
Sister to brother: What r u going to gift grandma on her b'day?
Brother: A football
Sister: But grandma does not play!
Brother: On my b'day she gave me bhagvad gita.
