Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said: 
Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period. 
Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board. 
Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only 
Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings. 
Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only... 
Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal. 
Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first: 
Doctor: OK. Tell me. 
Man: 
I sleep like dog thinking about my work load whole night. 
I get up in the morning like a horse 
I go to work running like a deer 
I work all the day like a donkey 
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday. 
I wag my tail in front of all my bosses 
I play with my children like a monkey if I get time. 
I am like a rabbit before my wife 
Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself 
................... that you are working in an MNC ! 
Come dear, no one can treat you better than me.