13 misconceptions Indian men have about their future brides
According to Indian men, there are three kinds of women this country has - the time pass variety, the ugly, hence friend kind and the moral, untouched marriageable types. Most of them spend their lives in this bubble.
First things first - POP. Guys, please wake up, women are much more than these brackets you want to put them in. Being fun to be with, average looking and 'morally perfect' are not mutually exclusive characteristics. So, stop assuming already.
They're virgins: Hello...when are you guys going to stop assuming this about unmarried girls who wear salwar kameezes? They can come off too, you know. Here's a reality check, women also enjoy sex and, no, they don’t need a mangal sutra to do it.
They're religious: Just because Diana Penty could not stop praying to her God in 'Cocktail' doesn't mean that's all we love to do because we like to wear salwar kameezes. There are quite a lot of us who don't even believe in God, you know.
They know how to cook: All of us are not Tarla Dalals. Some of us don't even like cooking.
They would prioritize their husband's needs over anyone else's: Oh, please! That whole pati parmeshwar (husband equals God) is a thing of the past. Today's women are selfish too. They also put their choices before anyone else's, just like you.
They are not career oriented: The whole staying at home to look after the house and kids is a thing of the past too. Our jobs are important too. We won't be the first ones to quit for 'our' babies.
Family functions are fun times: No, they're not. We don't like gossiping with your auntie relatives; yes, we enjoy gossip with friends. And, no, it's not the same thing.
They watch Bollywood films/ soaps: Purely an individual choice. All of them don't do it.
They will never initiate sex: Guys, why would you assume this? Didn't you learn anything from what Vidya Balan said on 'Koffee With Karan': "Women like it, need it and want it just as much as men do."
When they say no, they actually mean yes: Not everything you watch in Hindi movies is true, you know!
She likes cleaning your mess: We don't even like cleaning our own mess most of the time, why would yours be appealing?
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First things first - POP. Guys, please wake up, women are much more than these brackets you want to put them in. Being fun to be with, average looking and 'morally perfect' are not mutually exclusive characteristics. So, stop assuming already.
They're religious: Just because Diana Penty could not stop praying to her God in 'Cocktail' doesn't mean that's all we love to do because we like to wear salwar kameezes. There are quite a lot of us who don't even believe in God, you know.
They know how to cook: All of us are not Tarla Dalals. Some of us don't even like cooking.
They would prioritize their husband's needs over anyone else's: Oh, please! That whole pati parmeshwar (husband equals God) is a thing of the past. Today's women are selfish too. They also put their choices before anyone else's, just like you.
They are not career oriented: The whole staying at home to look after the house and kids is a thing of the past too. Our jobs are important too. We won't be the first ones to quit for 'our' babies.
Family functions are fun times: No, they're not. We don't like gossiping with your auntie relatives; yes, we enjoy gossip with friends. And, no, it's not the same thing.
They watch Bollywood films/ soaps: Purely an individual choice. All of them don't do it.
They will never initiate sex: Guys, why would you assume this? Didn't you learn anything from what Vidya Balan said on 'Koffee With Karan': "Women like it, need it and want it just as much as men do."
When they say no, they actually mean yes: Not everything you watch in Hindi movies is true, you know!
She likes cleaning your mess: We don't even like cleaning our own mess most of the time, why would yours be appealing?
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Jaguar Just Made A Hilarious Ad Poking Mercedes-Benz
Just when you thought the marketing war exchanges were behind us, Jaguar comes up with something so ridiculous and funny we had to laugh like crazy over here. In the most recent stab at the competition, Jaguar just poked Mercedes-Benz and their previous advertisement featuring a chicken. Yes. A chicken.
Mercedes-Benz promoted their Mercedes-Benz Intelligent Drive MAGIC BODY CONTROL which ensures optimum driving comfort. Which is fine and we support it. But … the Jaguar response, so damn epic! Just to be clear here, the Mercedes-Benz commercial was pure genius and funny as well, the Jaguar response is simply epic.
Check both ads right below and let us know which one you found funnier and more entertaining. We are eagerly awaiting a response from the German car manufacturer and judging by previous exchanges over in United States, we shouldn’t wait too long.
Jaguar's version
Rs. 800 For A Haircut? And This Is What He Got.
Aaj meiney Rosy ke komal komal haathon se apne baal katwaake aaya hun.
Bal kate bhi hai aur pata bhi nahin chalta.
It’s a latest French cut you see..la coupe de francais de la hair…
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