A person fell off from the ladder and his family took him inside the house and called a doctor. After examining him, the doctor declared him dead! But, he opened his eyes and told the doctor that he is alive!! His wife told him, "Don't talk! Do you think that you know better than the doctor?"
A tiger invited all the animals for his wedding reception. Tiger was angry when he saw a rat dancing happily during the reception and asked the rat how dare he was to dance there? Rat replied, "Don't shout! I was also a tiger before my marriage!!"
Gopal does not like his wife's cat and wanted to get rid of the cat. One day, without his wife's knowledge, he left the cat 20 houses away from his house. When he returned to his house, he saw the cat standing at the door step! Next day, he left the cat at the next street. That day also, that cat was standing at the terrace and waiting for him! He was very angry and he took that cat in the car and drove the car to the left and then to the right, took several turns and went far away and left the cat somewhere. After sometime, he rang up to his wife and asked whether the cat has come back. His wife said, "Yes!". Gopal said, "Oh! Then, give the phone to the cat. I lost my way. I want to ask him how to come back to the house!"
Two ladies were quarrelling over the window of the bus to be kept opened or to be kept closed. One lady was telling the other lady if the window is closed down, she will be dead without the fresh air. The second lady said, if the window is kept opened, she will be dead due to force of the air.
A man in the bus asked the conductor to shut down the window, so that the first lady will die and then open the window, so that the second lady also will die! The problem is solved!
The conductor who was in dilemma how to stop the quarrel between the two ladies, was very happy after hearing the solution from the man and asked him, "How did you come out with this kind of solution?"
The man said, " I am the husband of those two ladies!"
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