True Friends: Men or Women
Women:
A wife was not at home for the whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her
girlfriend's apartment overnight. So, the husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them confirms that.
Men:
A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's
apartment overnight. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartment that night and
another 5 are claiming that he is still with them.
Imagine yourself in a Sprite Ad
Your Colleague: Hey!! Kya yahan baitha mail forward karta rahta hai yaar !!
Naye projects seekh.....
Fatafat Go Live kara......
Overtime kar after 9:00 PM... like me....!
Do something gooood man !!
You : Achha! To usse Kya hoga ..
Your Colleague : Impression!! ! Appraisal !!!
Har appraisal main tu No 1!
Hike in salary !! Extra Stocks for the company!!
You : Phir kya hoga…
Your Colleague : Manager ban jaayega..Phir Sr Manager !!!
Phir AVP!! One day U will be a
VP of the Company man !!
You : Acchha to phir kya hoga…
Your Colleague : Abe phir tu aish karega! Koi kaam nahin karna padega !
Araam se office aayega aur MAIL check karega.
You : To ab main kya kar raha hoon????
"Dikhawe pe na jao, apni akal lagao. Hard Work hai waste, trust only copy-paste "
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